True Conversation

The following is an actual conversation, the participants are not paid actors.

Lady: chuckle. I just love this book.
Lord: What book is that, Dearest?
Lady: I zombie. The part where he eats the cat and then his mother and then falls down the fire escape! bwahahahahaha
Lord: Really?
Lady: And "The shuffle?" bwwwahahahahah
Lord: It's a great day to be alive.
Lady: bwwahahahahaha


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