Winter's Tale

Alright, right up front, do not watch the trailer - it spoils all the fun. This movie has it all.
1. Russell Crowe on a horse (automatic must see)
2. Action
3. FX
4. Plot
5. Ballroom dancing
6. No gratuitous nudity or porn
7. Surprise (and most excellent) guest villain
8. Excellent horsie chase scene
and best of all
9. It's a good v. evil story disguised as a chick flick (big bonus points and ya don't have to endure a Harry Met Sally ordeal)

Trust The Humungus - watch it wiff you date. It's like doin the crime without doin the time.