Mopping It Up

Pg. 74

 
THE SEVEN STAGES OF DRUNKENNESS

I   All topics found humorous
II  Linguistic play
III Overcompensated daintiness
IV Shouting sadness
V Out of body experiences
VI Severe inert reverie
VII Passage into the epiphanic stream

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It occurred to me while recently reading the above passage that this blog's natural state comfortably covers stages I and II.  At least.

I'm not saying it's due to alcohol, but isn't it a little sobering (ha!) that our default position, the starting point around here, is at about 3 beers in for the average person?

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