Let me guess what's in your PitHeads

So a real writer shows up, Jennifer Foehner Wells, to be specific ( Now she'd be forced to read this). And every one of you Pit Heads are frozen in time. You don't know what to write, that would be worthy of hers or any real writer's eyes. You question your point of writing. Who else could be reading? Maybe your staff, worse, your neighbors. The JFW moment, can you live through this?