The End is Nigh


Smart clothes’ which contact charity shops or eBay when they are not worn regularly could be hanging in wardrobes within a few years.
If ignored 

for a long time, the clothes will automatically contact charity shops asking to be recycled or offer themselves for auction on eBay.
“Think of the surprise when an owner suddenly receives bids for items they didn’t know were in their wardrobe,” said Mark Brill, senior lecturer in Future Media at Birmingham City.
Think of the surprise when eBay comes to your house for your clothes with your gun in your hands because thankfully you used your gun enough so as not to trigger itself to be auctioned off on eBay due to inactivity.

*****SJW trigger warning*****
The researchers say overconsumption of clothing is a problem for both the environment and exploitation of those who produce them.
Clothing production is highly damaging to the environment, from the petrochemicals used in synthetics to cotton growing, which uses more pesticides than any other crop.
Bleaching, dyeing and finishing adds further pollutants to the environment and use considerable energy resources.
The projected has been shortlisted for Network for Innovations in Culture and Creativity in Europe (N.I.C.E) Award and the researchers are hoping to have a working prototype by next year.
Isn't that nice? Well, yes it is. “We're from N.I.C.E. and we're to help.”
The team is eventually hoping to incorporate a ‘style matcher’ function, which will encourage greater usage of clothing by making wardrobe combinations easier to find.
Too late.....
They only question left is, after we've stopped eating meat and transitioned to the insect diet, will there be enough spaces for all of our nakednesses in the rice paddies?

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