Once you sit on this, you'll never want any other.

I was at a wholesale plumbing supplier yesterday and they had a counter display for a special they were running on toilets. Buy twenty and you could get a die cast toy semi truck with the toilet mfg on the side. What kid wouldn't want that?
But what got me were the model names of the toilets. In the larger scheme of things, it doesn't matter what you name your company's toilets, because not one person in a million is ever going to be able to tell you what model theirs is or recommend it to a friend.
So if I were in that business, I would just call it the 1000 series or whatever. If you really needed a name-name, then maybe Cleanatron or Sanitrero.
But the three on offer were:

  • Ultra Flush. Okay, fine.
  • Avalanche. Wha?
  • Viper. No. Just noooo.

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