Hmmmmm

Pretend you've taken advice from a destitute hobo on the internet on how to coast and fake it. Now pretend that others have taken note of this new you and it has frightened them. And what if those others, in their fear, decided to offer you whatever you want, just please please don't leave me. I know that this requires quite the suspension of disbelief in that you need a marketable skill, but c'mon....give it a try.

So, in your newfound indifferent place, you reply...howsabout a dumptruck full o' money.

Now here's the tricky part - those folks say "done".  Do you a) take the dough and continue to coast, but maybe a little less? b) take the dough and open up a fresh can of magic? c) decline the dough? d) ask for two trucks?

Yes, this is all just fantasy, with lots of truly unbelievable (fantastic in the proper sense of the word) parts. But try it....it's fun.