Coming Soon: PIT Heads 2.0

Test tubes and beakers suggest a laboratory-like, methodical process towards embetteritude

The launch of PIT Heads has been an unmitigated success, thanks to you, loyal readers!
However, we here at PIT Heads are not content to sit on our laurels. We've already given our team of programmers the daunting task of embettering the user experience with a slick new interface chock full of features and gee-wiz geegaws that will thrill and amaze.

Our new cutting edge comments system, rewritten from the ground up, will auto tune your remarks according to one of five user-defined parameters: snarky, ironic, indignant, confused and illiterate. Of course, you can mix and match them to an almost infinite array of predictable patterns. No more panic attacks while your finger hovers, trembling over the Publish button. Your comments will always perfectly fit the mood and the colors of your deepest insights, no matter how commonplace or unexceptional.

Furthermore, we've unleashed our team of content providers to produce sheaves and swathes of content. Splendid content so rollicking and randy and dandy (Oh!) that the world will beat a path to our URL. It will be fresh and new. It will be glorious. It will be yours.