My left foot. Problem. Solved.

Out here in paradise, since Oh Jay was elected, I'm sure yer aware of the $ece$Sion movement. Stupid is as stupid does. Nonetheless, I would like to encourage them to take a hike to find a better chance at achieving the ever-elusive....shhh don't tell 'em, but unattainable....Youtopia! Finally.

In a word: \/ene%ue1a! \/1\/a 1a re\/olu$ion.

Tucked comfortably in the northwest of SA with fantastic water access and wonderful mountains to the south, it's Calzuela!, wrapped up in one small manageable district. And can be had....

....for a song. Literally. After all the math, for 3.3B. Chump Change We Can Believe In! Speakin' of chumps, Z alone can pick it up and not even feel it. He could then invite 20m of his closest compadres to join him in paradiso. What could be better? Cali loses its left and gets right at the same time. Not to mention relieving the country of the whole pectoral college/pop vote argument.

Think of the bliss, the freedom, shackles finally unleashed. Free, free at last. Makin' Cali Great Again!