Merry PITheads Christmas

Browsing through my archives, I have stumbled across several items that might make decent Christmas gifts for the lot of you.  Going in alphabetical order (yes, that's 'microaggressing' against the latter part of the alphabet), here's what I've found.  Many items are from theMetaPicture, and their tagline is, of course, "You Should Probably Go to theMetaPicture."

For dash,  a sparkling Eiffel Tower ornament and dog training classes for his pooch so he won't have to walk her all the time:

For Joan, some new ideas for food presentation:

For Lord H, horsey statues seen in Brugges or Fjord horses seen in the Netherlands:

For Lady H, a zombie appropriate accessory:

For Severely, a reminder of the joys of Florida and the cultural depth that Monty Python has reached:

For Mrs. Limited, a catalog of SeaCows:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/chelseamarshall/mantees-living-proof-that-mermaids-are-real-and-beautiful#.earz54nO12

For skipsul, a techy wreath (hey what's a Christmas post from me without a wreath?) and if he needs some adult humor while coloring with his younger children, an assortment of adult crayon colors:

For thrap, a chess set made from chocolate - and he can share skippy's crayons.  The 24.5ers gift shop seemed to be shuttered for the season and it didn't seem quite right to share an Angkor Sherman jersey.

All delivered in Santa's little chocolate bi-plane (which is very firm in its identity):

Merry Christmas to you all.  Currently on the SiS playlist is the Ramsey Lewis Trio "Sound of Christmas" from about 1964.  Timeless.  Highly recommended, regardless of your sensibilities about Sea Level.