PIT Head Rules

In order to ensure a well-oiled and properly functioning free-for-all, bar-brawl, eye-gouging, sucker-punching, groin-kicking environment, we all must learn to play by these few, simple rules*:

1. What I say, goes.
2. If you're not happy with the fonts, the layout or the comments, go talk to someone who cares.
3. If you want to be nasty or nice is between you and your God, but you must be funny. Or at the very least, mildly amusing.
4. If you pun once, we will be embarrassed for you, but we will look the other way. We've all made errors in judgement at one time or another; If you continue to pun however, your punishment** will be swift and terrible. And will come when you least expect it. 
5. If you are granted posting privileges, understand that it is an honor and a great responsibility. Do us proud. Puppy pictures are always acceptable, kittehs tolerated. People of Walmart photos should be dealt out in moderation.
6. Obscenity? Profanity? Yeah, OK, this is a pit, but keep it clean anyhoo. If you can't be funny without using profanity, you're not trying hard enough. Or you're a f***in' a**hole.
7. There will eventually be a 7, trust me.

*rules subject to change on a moment's notice, according to my whims.
** if upon reading that, your first thought was "He should have written 'PUNishment'", I hate you and you're probably already banned.