Dang!

It looks like I'll have to move south after all. Oh well, it's been a long time coming; may as well accept the inevitable. Maybe get ahead of the curve, find a few quiet acres before the price skyrockets, set up shop, get to know the neighbors...
Read the whole thing.

Oh, and just FYI, if soy was so emasculating, China would be a barren wasteland. Just sayin'.