Yuck

Teh Humungus read "Twisted" by Andrew Kaufman (not to be confused with Andy Kaufman, but OK to be confused by Andy Kaufman and his fans).

Now, the entire read, Teh Humungus is chanting: please don't be Shutter Island; please don't be Shutter Island. And.....great news: Twisted is not Shutter Island. Bad news Twisted is this:

Now, Teh Humungus knows his audience, all three of you. If you're looking for a excellent movie, don't read Twisted, watch Identity. Don't watch the trailers, don't read the reviews, just watch it. Teh Humungus ain't nevah steered you wrong (hell, he ain't nevah steered you right eithah).

You are welcome.