Pumpkins!

 

Trader Joe's Fearless Flyer has arrived and waddaya know, it seems pumpkin season is perhaps once again upon us. Not sure, lessee...we have from cover to cover:

• Pumpkin Bread Mix 
• Autumnal Harvest Soup (feat. Pumpkin)
• Harvest Chili w/ Butternut Squash (feat. Pumpkin)
• Autumnal Harvest Pasta Sauce (feat. Pumpkin)
• Autumnal Harvest Alfredo Sauce (feat. Pumpkin)
• Spaghetti Squash Spirals (feat. Pumpkin)
• Pumpkin Spice Almond Beverage
• Pumpkin Flavored Dog Treats
• Pumpkin Rolls with Pumpkin Spice Icing
• Pumpkin Cheesecake
• Pumpkin Joe-Joes
• Vanilla Pumpkin Candles
• Pumpkin Pancake & Waffle Mix
• Chocolate Mousse Pumpkins
• Pumpkin Cream Cheese

Ok, lemme just pause a moment here to shake out the old typing fingers...alrighty then, back to the old grind:

• Orange Pumpkins
• Fall Fantasy Pumpkins
• Petite Pumpkin Spice Cookies
• Gluten Free Pumpkin Bread & Muffin Baking Mix
• Pumpkin Spice Coffee
• Kennebunkeport Brewing Co. Pumpkin Ale
• Fall Harvest Salsa (feat. Pumpkin)
• Pumpkin Spiced Pumpkin Seeds
• Organic Canned Pumpkin
• Organic Pumpkin Spice Granola Bark (from humanely harvested Granola trees) 
• and, for good measure, Halloween Gummies (feat. yes, Pumpkin)

Whew.
That's a lot o' pumpkin.
That's too much pumpkin.
I'm afraid we have reached peak pumpkin, people. It's all downhill from here.